I've seen  alotta things in my life, been addicted to a lot of weird things, but I have never gotten addicted to Anything as quickly as Doctor Who.  God's honest truth I can't even tell you how it happened.  Until two months ago I'd never seen the show, I knew a bit about it and scoffed,  British Sci-Fi? A man in a Blue Box flying around time and space?  Puh-lease.  Then I was playing around on YouTube and came across a DW fanvid someone did to a song I liked so I gave it a looksie.  Ok, guy in a leather jacket, not bad, so maybe I'll scoff less but it's still kinda lame.  Few days later I'm on Netflix and DW pops up in the "Recommended for you cause you liked....." window.  Sure, if you say so Netflix.  I go about my business and a few minutes later I see they have DW in the Watch Instantly section.  Fine, I give.  I'll watch an episode so I'll have some perspective next time I decide to rip on the show.

                              Two Days Later..............

     Oh My God.  Did I just watch three seasons in two days?  Did I REALLY almost have an unholy tantrum because season 4 wasn't in the Watch Instantly?  What the Hell is wrong with me? This is Doctor Who!  I can't like this, I've been making fun of it forever!  It's wrong, it's lame. I shouldn't be upset over not seeing the 4th season, I should be pissed that I just lost 48 hours of my life to another Sci-Fi series.  I wasn't though.  I was in a state of, would euphoria be the right word? I was looking at the world in a new way.  Of course that was just cause my vision was all jacked up from staring at a computer screen for so long.  My head was all soft and floaty, due mostly to the fact I'd not had more than Diet Coke and String Cheese for two days and my blood sugar was, no doubt, a bit outta whack.  That said I now have to face the facts.  I am quite hopelessly addicted to Doctor Who.  I'm about to go insane from wanting to get my grabby lil hands on the 5th season, patients was never a virtue of mine, so I have to make do with the 4 on Netflix and what I can catch on Sci-Fi.  S'not fair.  It's really not fair.  God I'm gonna end up in The Betty, but it's so worth it.

    A few years back the Bossladys 21st birthday fell on Derby Day.  This is the story of what happend, well at least what I can rember.

    The festivites began that Thursday, well the drinking started on a Thursday.  Net, Abbie, Amanda D, and myself sobered up long enough on Friday to drive to Louisville and after a short nap the drinking began again.  We were in fine form that night.  One gallon of Absolute dissappeared between the 4 of us in roughly 45 minutes.  At some point Net and Abbie went downstairs, woke Kim up (nets mom) and shoved a vodka shot in her hand. 

     I'll pause here to say that Kim and David are quite posiably the coolest parents on the face of the Earth.  David has to get up at 3am for his job and Kim gets up around 3:30 or 4 for hers, even so the rampaging drunks upstairs didn't seem to phase them.  Except I do think at one point David yelled for us to knock off the dance contest. 

     Now with the vodka gone we decided food was the next priority.  Hey Alright, there's a Waffle House two blocks away!  So we put on our shoes, some of us took more than one attempt to get them on the right feet, and sneek downstairs.  Now picture with me if you will, 4 drunks trying to slip out of a house unnoticed.  Yeah it went about as well as you're thinking.  Amanda D stepped on Max so he's barking like a hell hound, I tripped and knocked a picture off the wall, and Abbie couldn't stop giggling.  The three of us made it out the front door but not with out waking Kim up, but being such awesome friends we let Net deal with that.  So as we're on the front porch waiting Amanda D asks Abbie to help her down the stairs, So Abbie takes her by the hand and starts to lead her down.  What happend next is still a hotly debated topic.  Abbie says Amanda D tripped.  Amanda D says Abbie tripped.  I was drunk and missed the cause, but the result was Amanda D fell, grabbing Abbie's pants as she went.  Now about this time Net had convincencd Kim we were still good to go and they were finishing up there little talk as Net walked out the door.  All they saw was Abbie's bare white ass tumbiling in to the flower bed with Amanda D.  I start laughing, as I try to help them up I barely hear the commotion behind me of Kim realizing just how drunk we were.  After getting them on their feet we wander to the end of the driveway and kinda linger there.  After a few minutes Net hurried down the drive and hussled us back towards the house. 

    "Mom says we're not going anywhere we'll get a PI."  This was greeted with a chours of  "But we're hungries."  There was a brief rebellion at the door as three of us really, really wanted Waffle House.  Said rebellion was squashed by Lady Kim who said .... "YOU ARE NOT GOING TO THE DAMN WAFFLE HOUSE SO SHUT UP ABOUT IT!"  Then she says to Net.  "If their hungry fix their drunk asses some ham sandwiches."  Which she did.  I thought mine was gross so I stuffed it under the couch upstairs and settled in to pass out.  At some point in the night I came too briefly and the sight that greeted me was Amanda D naked and vomiting out the window.  How she got naked it one of those things it is best not to ponder........TBC